Fiona the Hippo is a prematurely-born hippo living in Cincinnati. Fiona the Hippo is the only good thing to happen in 2017. Fiona the Hippo is a being of pure light. As we continue our long descent into the darkness, Fiona is a spark of incredible beauty. Fiona the Hippo has her own TV show, because there are some things that are just and true. Fiona the Hippo won’t save us from ourselves, but Fiona the Hippo doesn’t need to save us from ourselves. Fiona the Hippo is like a deity, unconcerned with our mortal, flighty concerns. She is an entity separate from us, on a different plane of being, a state of existence so far removed from our own that we are but motes of dust coursing around this cosmic being of sublime purity.
I like Fiona the Hippo.